Zooey Deschanel is single..again! Commence those love letters! Everyone's favorite adorkable blue-eyed gal is divorcing from her husband Ben Gibbard [Death Cab For Cutie] of just 2 years. Probably citing 'irreconcilable differences' as all Hollywood couples do--turns out money might have been involved as well.
The lawyer for 'Ms.' Deschanel included her personal account information in the filings, which may give some insight into why she is not only drop dead gorgeous, but also a thrifty and accomplished investor! Who couldnt love a woman who doesnt actually spend all her money?? Apparently Ben. Shame dude...
Here's the breakdown:
-- Zooey -- who stars in "New Girl" -- makes an average of $95,000 a month
-- Her expenses average $22,550 a month [little high, but considering her income...]
-- She has 3 credit cards ... AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a $0.00 balance.
-- She has $1,578,000 in the bank [you go girl!]
-- Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc. [and all while the economy plummets!]
-- Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300 [real? as opposed to imaginary?]
Not sure why she shared this considering its public domain now, but perhaps she's just letting all those guys out there know that she's totally capable of balancing a checkbook.
Don't got a mailing address yet for you to send that crappy collage you made out of cut-up pictures of you and her as an imaginary couple. But stay tuned.
She & Him - Sing
She & Him - Thieves
She & Him - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (Smiths Cover)
She & Him - I Knew It Would Happen This Way [Bonus Track]
....please, please, please let me have a date with her!